[ THE AI SHOWDOWN REPORT — $99, DELIVERED IN 24 HOURS ]
Find out which 3 competitors ChatGPT is recommending instead of you — in 24 hours, for $99.
We score your site against 3 competitors across 8 AI-readiness gauges, pull the exact phrases ChatGPT/Claude/Perplexity/Gemini use to describe each of them, and forecast the dollar value of AI traffic you're about to lose. 8-page PDF. Raw data included. Money back if it isn't actionable for your category.
[ SAMPLE — WHAT LANDS IN YOUR INBOX IN 24 HOURS ]
[ THE PROBLEM ]
Three things that should be keeping you up at night
You rank #1 on Google. ChatGPT still doesn't know you exist.
Your SEO agency is optimising for a game that's losing share every quarter. Buyers are asking AI agents 'what's the best [your category]?' — and your site, the one you've spent six figures on, returns nothing because half your content is rendered in JavaScript the agents don't execute.
You have no idea what your competitors look like through an AI's eyes.
You've stalked their site. You've watched their ads. But you've never asked Claude to describe their brand and read back the exact pitch it gives — the pitch that's quietly eating your pipeline at 2am while you sleep.
By the time analytics show the bleed, the category is already gone.
Agentic commerce traffic doesn't show up in GA4 the way Google clicks do. Most founders find out they lost the AI race 6–12 months after their competitor pulled ahead — when the gap is too wide and too expensive to close.
[ THE SOLUTION ]
The Showdown is the only $99 report that scores you and your three biggest threats side-by-side, on the same 8-gauge engine that drives our $2,997 Sprint.
You're invisible to AI
A–F grades on Speed, Findability, Conversion, Trust, Mobile, Accessibility, Security and Marketing — with the specific failed checks and the HTML elements causing them. Hand it to your dev team. They'll know what to ship by Friday.
You don't know how AI sees competitors
A copy swipe file with the verbatim phrases ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity and Gemini use to describe each competitor — and which of those phrases never appear on your site.
The clock
A 6-month forecast in dollars of the agent-driven revenue you'll cede to your top competitor if you do nothing — modeled on current scoring trajectory.
[ WHAT YOU GET ]
$1,500–$3,000 of value, priced at $99 because the engine is automated
The 4-Way Scoreboard (8-page PDF)
You vs. 3 competitors, A–F across 8 gauges. The same engine that powers our $2,997 Sprint, run on all four sites. You'll see exactly where you're losing — and the two gauges where you're already winning.
Top 5 Fixes — Ranked by Competitive Gap
Not a generic checklist. The five fixes where competitors beat you hardest, with copy-paste code, schema and copy snippets. Some you ship in an hour. Some justify a Sprint.
Competitor Copy Swipe File
The exact sentences AI agents use to pitch each competitor — pulled from live queries. Highlights the phrases your site is missing. Agencies sell 'competitive AI positioning audits' for $2,500.
Hormozi LP Diagnostic + Rewrite
Your homepage scored against the Value Equation, with specific copy rewrites for your hero, subhead and CTA. Standalone Hormozi-style LP teardowns run $1,500–$5,000.
6-Month AI Traffic Forecast
Dollar value at risk. Modeled on your current scoring trajectory + agentic-commerce growth rates. Shows you what doing nothing actually costs.
The Raw Audit Data — Nothing Held Back
Every failed check. Every malformed schema element. Every crawler-spoof response. Every AI citation count by source. The full appendix your dev team needs. No upsell wall.
[ WHY THIS MATTERS ]
Right now, in your category, there is a 6-to-12-month window where one or two players will lock in the AI-readiness lead and ride it for the next decade.
Google's Universal Commerce Protocol shipped in January 2026 with Shopify, Etsy, Wayfair, Target and Walmart on day one. Agents are already routing buyers to brands that get the structured-data fundamentals right.
The mechanics are not the same as Google. AI agents read your site fresh on every query. They don't execute most JavaScript. They ignore most of your link graph. They weigh structured data and third-party citations 10× more heavily than Google does. You can rank #1 on Google and still be invisible to ChatGPT — we've measured it on dozens of sites.
You will not feel this loss in your dashboard until 2027, when your CAC quietly doubles and the new-customer mix shifts toward your loudest competitor. The Showdown is the cheapest possible way to find out, today, whether you're the one running away with the category — or the one being run away from. $99 to know. The cost of guessing wrong is a year you don't get back.
[ HOW IT WORKS ]
From order to PDF in under 24 hours
Tell us your URLs (90 seconds)
Your domain, three competitors, your email. Stripe checkout. Done.
We run all four sites through the engine
Same 8-gauge audit that drives the $2,997 Sprint. Run in parallel. Human QA pass before delivery.
PDF + raw data + swipe file land in your inbox within 24 hours
You read it in 20 minutes. You know exactly where you stand and what to ship next.
[ FAQ ]
The questions worth asking before you order
Why is this only $99 when agencies charge $2,500–$10,000?
Because the engine is automated. We built it once; marginal cost is near zero. The 3-per-day cap exists so a human still QA's every report. We could charge $2,000. At $99, every serious founder in our ICP can find out where they stand without a meeting.
How is this different from your free Sherlock scan?
Sherlock is a single-site grade. The Showdown is comparative — you vs. three named competitors — plus the raw audit data, the AI copy swipe file, the Hormozi diagnostic, and the 6-month forecast. Sherlock tells you a grade. The Showdown tells you the gap, the gap's dollar cost, and the order in which to close it.
What if my site is already strong?
Then you've spent $99 to verify that, with a third-party report and competitor benchmarks you can show your board. About half the founders we audit who are already strong upgrade to the Sprint anyway — to push from 'good' to 'uncatchable.'
What if my competitors are also bad at AI-readiness?
Then your $99 just bought you the cheapest map of an open category. The first site to fix wins the AI traffic share for the whole vertical. The forecast section quantifies that upside specifically.
Who actually does the work?
Our scoring engine runs the audit. Jono Bouzanquet — current Founder of PLAYA3ULL Games (VIBERY is the AI side project of the same team) — does the human QA pass on every single report before it leaves the queue. That's why the cap is 3/day.
What's the upgrade path? Will you hard-sell me a Sprint?
No. The Showdown is one-and-done — that's the diagnosis. If you want us to fix the gaps, the $2,997 14-day Sprint exists. If you want to defend the position after, the $397/mo retainer exists. We tell you what fits.
What's the refund policy?
Full refund if we can't generate a usable report on your category — e.g. competitors are too obscure for AI agents to have indexed. We've delivered on every category we've tried. The risk is on us.
In 24 hours you'll know exactly which competitors AI is recommending instead of you. Or you'll get your $99 back.
Three Showdowns per day. The longer you wait to find out, the wider the gap gets — and the more expensive it is to close.
Run my Showdown — $99 →PDF in 24hrs · Money back if we can't audit your category · No call required · No upsell required