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“Can you handle the truth?”
↓ A real Sherlock report ↓
Eight gauges. One overall grade. The 3 fixes that move the needle most.
The problem
You think your site’s fine.
Your data says different.
- —Google can't find your most important pages.Your competitors rank instead. You don't know it's happening.
- —ChatGPT and Perplexity can't read your site.When customers ask AI for someone like you, AI sends them to a competitor who's eligible to be cited.
- —Your contact form is silently failing.Half the leads you think you're getting? You're not. The form looks fine — but the data isn't landing.
- —Your site takes 5+ seconds to load on mobile.53% of visitors leave before it finishes. Google sees the bounce rate. Google ranks you lower.
You don’t know which of these you have.
Almost no one does. Sherlock tells you in 60 seconds.
How it works
3 steps. 60 seconds. No signup.
Drop your URL
Just the home page. We'll handle the rest.
We run 30+ checks across 8 categories
Google PageSpeed. SSL Labs. Schema readability. Crawl depth. AI eligibility. Real data. No fluff.
You get your grade + the 3 most expensive things to fix
A–F per category. The fixes ranked by impact. Plain English.
What you get
What’s 100% free. What’s $99. Your call.
Your free audit shows you what’s wrong. The full report shows you how to fix it.
The audit
100% Free · No signupYour overall grade. The 3 things costing you the most. A snapshot of every category.
The detailed report
100% FreeEvery finding. Every line of evidence. The exact URL of every broken page. We just need an email to send it to. No spam.
Two reports in one. Both yours to keep…
The Showdown
$99 · 24h delivery1 · Your full report.Every check, every fix, ranked by impact. Everything we’d do to make your site one of the best in the world. Take it to your developer or hire us — your call.
2 · Their secret sauce.Your top 3 competitors scored on the same 8 gauges, with the exact phrases they’re using to beat you to the sales. 25-page PDF. Money-back if your re-test doesn’t move 1 full grade.
Start 100% free. Stop whenever. The deeper you go, the more value — but you only ever pay if you want the Showdown.
What people say
Quiet wins from real owners.
“Finally a tool that showed me where the faults were! Thx.”
“Didn’t realise our mobile site was that bad. Took the weekend to sort.”
“Worth the 60 seconds. Knew something was off, didn’t know what to ask for. Now I do.”
The fine print
No catch. No tricks.
- ✓The audit is 100% free — no email, no signup, no card.
- ✓The full report is still free — we ask for an email so we can send it. Read it and walk away.
- ✓The $99 Showdown comes with a money-back guarantee if your re-test doesn’t move 1 full grade.
- ✓No auto-renewals. No surprise calls. We don’t sell your data. We don’t share it.
Ready to see what’s quietly killing your site?
60 seconds. 100% Free. No call. No signup until you ask for it.
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